1. You're so excited about moving that you can't stop packing boxes, so you packed up all the books in two days (we have a lot of books).
2. You insisted that we take the stuffed sloth in the car when we move instead of packing him in a box.
3. You decided that Red Lobster should just rebrand itself as a biscuit shop. Solid business strategy.
4. You always cut the "remove before washing" security tags out of my clothes for me, because I never do.
5. Sausages with green beans... FOR AMERICA!
1 comments:
I completely agree with #3. Screw the seafood. If you don't get cheese biscuits at Red Lobster, you are doing it wrong.
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